1. Creature which resembles a telepathic and prehensile wig. It feeds on dandruff.
2. Rag doll which is legally your firstborn child.
3. Goblin coins. Indistinguishable from the real thing except that they have the taste and melting point of chocolate.
4. A foul breeze. The smell is intense enough to cause nausea; it has the personality of a very dumb and very loyal dog.
5. The deed to a bridge, location unspecified.
6. Goblin fruit. Sort of a carrot-ish potato pumpkin thing. If you eat the seeds they start growing in your stomach.
7. An evil kitten.
8. Broken shards of mirror-glass. If you're cut by one you have to put your hands on your head and hop in a circle or it's seven years of bad luck.
9. Stepladder cursed to fail you when you need it most.
10. A homunculus. Knee-height, will follow orders if they're written on a piece of paper and fed to him. Contradictory instructions cause indigestion.
11. Use of a magic chariot for seven days and seven nights. On the eighth day it breaks free of all earthly ties and flies into the sun.
12. An unbreakable, unfoolable, unopenable lock.
13. A witch's iron eyeteeth. Wickedly sharp, rattle alarmingly in the presence of bad juju.
14. Coin that always lands on its edge.
15. Novelization of your life up to this moment. The sequel was critically panned and is no longer in print.
16. A stolen bicycle.
17. Cardboard box which holds a very small and gullible angel.
18. Turkish delight.
19. A reanimated snake skull. Very bitey.
20. A perfect skipping stone.
21. Lava lamp with real molten rock inside.
22. Rubber bugs that come to life when you take them out of the tube.
23. A flaming axe, but the handle ignites instead of the blade.
24. Loaf of bread containing three rocks, a razorblade, and a spider.
25. Dead phoenix wrapped in a fire blanket.
26. Loom that weaves gold into straw.
27. A lemon.
28. Realistic fascimille of your own severed head.
29. Matchsticks which produce lots of oily smoke but no flame.
30. Fisheye paint. Distorts the apparent proportions of anything covered with it; has no effect on color.
31. Two-dimensional sword. Very sharp, very brittle, difficult to hold without losing fingers.
32. An ant farm with tunnels shaped like letters. The ants claim to be superhumanly intelligent, want out of the box.
33. Certificate of marriage to Old Man Winter.
34. An eleventh finger.
35. Parrot with an encyclopedic knowledge of swear words.
36. Divisibility cloak. Allows its wearer to harmlessly detach and reattach limbs.
37. A spell whose only function is to remove itself from the caster's memory.
38. Glowstick that emits gamma radiation.
39. Fake vampire teeth that give you the ability to heal by drinking blood. After each use, save or develop a dependence.
40. Scrap of paper which describes your worst enemy's worst sin.
41. A haunted dollhouse.
42. Paper-mache gorgon mask.
43. Indelible ink. Can't be erased, washed off, written over, or scraped away.
44. Bucket of holding filled with 64 cubic feet of molasses.
45. Magnificient robes struck by a curse of selective visibility.
46. A chitinous violin. It can play insect noises (crickets, cicadas, etc) but not any human music.
47. Talking lockpicks. Rude, judgemental, will briefly scream in pain if broken.
48. Violently explosive bubblegum.
49. Nutshell containing an infinitely spacious pocket dimension.
50. Canopic thimbles housing the mummified organs of a pixie queen.
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